Australian Citizenship Practice Test.

1.      Does God exist?

(a)       Yes.

(b)      No.

2.      Who is the kraziest Kardashian?

(a)       Kim.

(b)      Khloe.

(c)      Kanye.

3.      How do Australians stay in shape?

(a)       Personal trainer.

(b)      Stay off the carbs.

(c)      Jamie Oliver.

4.      Who is the most evil?

(a)       Adolf Hitler.

(b)      Osama bin Laden.

(c)      Bob Brown.

5.      Why do Aboriginal people have so many problems?

(a)       Laziness.

(b)      Alcohol.

(c)      The Liberals.

6.      Which is the best phone?

(a)       The iPhone 4S

(b)      A Blackberry.

(c)      The Saxophone.

7.      How can we stop the boats?

(a)       Send them to Nauru.

(b)      Send them to Malaysia.

(c)      Whatever the Greens said.

8.      What do Australians traditionally do on Wednesday evenings?

(a)       Master Chef.

(b)      Big Brother.

(c)      Bundy and coke.

9.      Why will Labor lose the next election?

(a)       The faceless men of Labor.

(b)      Julia’s back-stabbing.

(c)      The Media.

10.  Do you feel anxious or depressed?

(a)       Yes.

(b)      No.

(c)      Coke Zero.